Hey boils and ghouls. I'm so sorry for my recent hiatus. Things got crazy busy with my other job and I've been a bad blogger but I can reassure you that this will change as of right now!
I will up and blogging again asap. I have mainly things that need to discussed and let's be real. I needs to be given ya my dose of horror times.
i love you kidlings, youre the best
Scream xox
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Among Friends; A Danielle Harris Directorial Premiere
Among Friends
I’m gonna level with all of you, I AM A SUCKER FOR THEME PARTIES! If I can wear a costume and play around all night, sign me right the fuck up. Right meow.
This movie takes us to a party thrown by Bernadette (Alyssa Lobit, also the writer of the film). It’s a murder mystery party where the theme is 1980’s pre-prom party style. Already a good start. Anyways, so when they sit down to eat, it turns out that Bernadette drugged them all and made it impossible for them to move. So she tied them all to their chairs and forced them to watch home videos she secretly took of them. Guess what? They’re all terrible people and the home videos prove it. Bernadette takes her revenge by torturing them and pinning them against each other.
It’s Danielle Harris as the director in this gruesome party rock anthem. Personally, I like how she did this movie, I also enjoy that the lead actress is also the writer. It’s intimate in a weird way. But we’ve all known that Miss. Harris has been the Queen of Scream for years upon years now. So, why would she produce anything other then a good movie? “That was a rhetorical question” (HA! quotes the movie... well para phrased it. Watch it, you’ll get the joke).
I’m gonna level with all of you, I AM A SUCKER FOR THEME PARTIES! If I can wear a costume and play around all night, sign me right the fuck up. Right meow.
This movie takes us to a party thrown by Bernadette (Alyssa Lobit, also the writer of the film). It’s a murder mystery party where the theme is 1980’s pre-prom party style. Already a good start. Anyways, so when they sit down to eat, it turns out that Bernadette drugged them all and made it impossible for them to move. So she tied them all to their chairs and forced them to watch home videos she secretly took of them. Guess what? They’re all terrible people and the home videos prove it. Bernadette takes her revenge by torturing them and pinning them against each other.
It’s Danielle Harris as the director in this gruesome party rock anthem. Personally, I like how she did this movie, I also enjoy that the lead actress is also the writer. It’s intimate in a weird way. But we’ve all known that Miss. Harris has been the Queen of Scream for years upon years now. So, why would she produce anything other then a good movie? “That was a rhetorical question” (HA! quotes the movie... well para phrased it. Watch it, you’ll get the joke).
Basically its an hour and a half of people being tied to chairs and forced to watch their stupid mistakes on screen...including one friend who rapes another friend. Seriously, you end up hating these people. But at the same time, you're like well when it comes down to it, are they really that bad?...yes, yes they are.
The actress’s in this adorable gem of a movie are as follows
Alyssa Lobit - Bernadette
Jennifer Blanc (Biehn) - Melanie
Dana Daurey - Lily
Brianna Davis - Jules
Kamala Jones - Sara
They all played being terrible people very well. Everyone at this party is clearly at fault. Well, except Lily, she’s a victim and damn freaking cute one if I must say. The only tape of her is the tape of AJ Bowen’s (my beard crush) character raping her in a bathroom, poor girl. Jennifer plays a rather slutty character, who gets caught on tape having a three way with two of the dudes in the group, while fucked up, while one of them was in a relationship with someone else in the group. Always making good choices.
Some fucking friends right?!
Anyways, as the stories come to the surface and people’s secrets are revealed, they begin to turn against each other. But the best part is that Bernadette made a rule that if one person votes Yes to a torture it goes through.
Example: Bernadette says she’s going to give Sara a hair cut as punishment. Blane says it’s just a hair cut and that it’s not that bad. Turns out hair cut means scalped. Like twisted right? Or Jules, who is fucked up on mushrooms and tripping hard, screams “yes” a bunch of times thinking she’s on set of movie (cause she’s fried). When, actually, she was casting her vote for Bernadette to castrate Bowen’s character. Painful right?
**Side Note: A.J.Bowen is totally my lumberjack man crush when he sports a beard. Damn boy!
Among Friends is ironically named, considering how can these people be friends?
It just goes to show that you’re truly yourself when you thinking no one’s looking.
How does this relate to the female genre? Well apart from the fact that most of the cast is made up by girls, the writer is a girl and the director is the Queen of Scream herself. That’s how it fits into this whole thing! Obviously!
I give this movie over all, a solid 85%. I really liked it. Ba-BAM!!
So, just remember boils and ghouls, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You never know who’s watching.
The actress’s in this adorable gem of a movie are as follows
Alyssa Lobit - Bernadette
Jennifer Blanc (Biehn) - Melanie
Dana Daurey - Lily
Brianna Davis - Jules
Kamala Jones - Sara
They all played being terrible people very well. Everyone at this party is clearly at fault. Well, except Lily, she’s a victim and damn freaking cute one if I must say. The only tape of her is the tape of AJ Bowen’s (my beard crush) character raping her in a bathroom, poor girl. Jennifer plays a rather slutty character, who gets caught on tape having a three way with two of the dudes in the group, while fucked up, while one of them was in a relationship with someone else in the group. Always making good choices.
Some fucking friends right?!
Anyways, as the stories come to the surface and people’s secrets are revealed, they begin to turn against each other. But the best part is that Bernadette made a rule that if one person votes Yes to a torture it goes through.
Example: Bernadette says she’s going to give Sara a hair cut as punishment. Blane says it’s just a hair cut and that it’s not that bad. Turns out hair cut means scalped. Like twisted right? Or Jules, who is fucked up on mushrooms and tripping hard, screams “yes” a bunch of times thinking she’s on set of movie (cause she’s fried). When, actually, she was casting her vote for Bernadette to castrate Bowen’s character. Painful right?
**Side Note: A.J.Bowen is totally my lumberjack man crush when he sports a beard. Damn boy!
Among Friends is ironically named, considering how can these people be friends?
It just goes to show that you’re truly yourself when you thinking no one’s looking.
How does this relate to the female genre? Well apart from the fact that most of the cast is made up by girls, the writer is a girl and the director is the Queen of Scream herself. That’s how it fits into this whole thing! Obviously!
I give this movie over all, a solid 85%. I really liked it. Ba-BAM!!
So, just remember boils and ghouls, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You never know who’s watching.
xox Scream
NOT TAKING ANY CREDIT FOR PHOTO, bitch
Sorry for the haitus lately
Ok I'm not actually sorry. It was the last few good weeks of the summer and I wanted to take advantage of them.
But I have a ton more articles waiting to be posted to stay tuned my little kittens, cause I have a new and improved out look on life.
xox Scream
But I have a ton more articles waiting to be posted to stay tuned my little kittens, cause I have a new and improved out look on life.
xox Scream
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Inside (À l'intérieur) - Beatrice Dalle and Alysson Paradis
Inside (2007)
Director: Alexandre Bustillo and Julian Maury
Writer: Alexandre Bustillo and Julian Maury
Alright so I have a hilarious story behind this movie. This guy, who was trying to date me invited me over for a movie night with him and some buddies saying they were gonna watch this movie called “Inside” about a pregnant women and a nurse. So, I was like alright, sounds boring but hey, maybe I’ll be otherwise distracted. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Well, turns out the movie is a bit more complicated then that. It’s actually about a pregnant women who is being stalked by a crazed nurse who wants to destroy her life and steal her baby. Needless to say, I was more involved with the movie then with my boy toy. But the best part of the night was my buddy going “Well, the pregnant lady killed her baby by accident, so clearly all of that death and destruction was justified.”
http://youtu.be/YVGswuX42x0
Spoiler Alert! that was the crazy plot twist ending to this movie. It turned out (in a flashback sequence) that the pregnant lady accidentally smashed her car into the nurses car who was pregnant and she lost her kid, so that meant, fuck you bitch I’m taking yo baby now. Totally justifiable.
I will give the movie some solid female credit. Both leads, victim (Alysson Paradis) and murderer (Beatrice Dalle) were women, and they both showed amazing emotions (or in the case of the nurse...lack of emotions). Not to mention the gore is intense. She cuts the baby out of her stomach on the staircase while blood pours out of her like a dump truck... oh I forgot to say instead of a knife she used a pair of sewing scissors.
I can never look at my sewing kit the same again. Not that I use it all that often, but I can assure you I never used it to steal a pregnant ladies baby.
Heads up, it’s in French. So unless you speak French, be forewarned that you will be reading subtitles. If that is no issue for you then by all means, watch the shit out of this movie! If that is an issue for you, grow up and read a book. I'm a ditzy blonde bimbo and even I read, so what does that say about you eh ;)?
xox Scream
ONCE AGAIN, i take zero credits for the photo or that clip, obviously.
Saturday, September 7, 2013
I made a Mistake
I will always admit when I make mistakes.
The Station is an Austrian film and NOT a German film.
I'm an idiot. Dumb Blonde award right HURR!
GO back to work. I have been shamed.
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Drop Dead Gorgeous: TRON PROM
Warning! Has nothing to do with horror and everything to do with fashion and TRONOk so the movie...let’s face it sucked.
The game, however, was pretty kickass. I say was, cause I haven’t played it in years upon years.
But with the release of TRON and TRON 2 (if theres no TRON 2 then clearly you all talked about it enough that it made me think there was a second...shame on you), it’s only fitting that we fit ourselves into a little nerd-dom fashion.
In my trails of hunting down awesome girly horror stuff I came this...
The TRON PROM dress with LED lights sewn in so you’re night can be super excellent and let’s be real, everyone is gonna take a photo with you. But hey, there are other places to wear this dress
- dark places
- space
- and Con or Expo you can think of
- a ball or gala
- my apartment
- your apartment
- while walking down poorly lit roads
- at the cottage to attract bugs
Seriously, though, I would kill for this dress. It’s stylish and couture and totally the style itself is totally in right now. So why not take the red pill and go down the rabbit hole with this masterpiece.
New Contest! if you have this dress or a similar one. send me photos and I will post them!
Worst contest ever. For that I’m sorry. I will make new ones.
Enjoy Prom
xox Scream
Also the awkward moment where I have no idea where to buy this...I just found a picture. And it came from the website listed below. Find this dress World!
http://www.acparadise.com/acs/display.php?p=597394
Drop Dead Gorgeous: Blinged Out Comic Heels
...and I just died. I literally saw these shoes and died. I’m now in heaven looking through Etsy like a God damn (sorry Jesus) crack addict, pricing out these son’s of bitches. I am OBSESSED. You took so many of my favorite things; super heroes, high heels, sparkles! And put them together to make these one of a kind classy mother effin’ heels.You might wanna buy these soon, cause now that I’ve found them, you can bet your ass they won’t be on sale much longer. There’s only so much praise I can give to the world and right now dem heels is taking up all my love.
Sytyles include: Batman, Superman, Barbie (er ma gerd), the Joker.
granted they run, give or take, 200$ a pair...but isn’t worth it to look this hot?
Wanna know what boys like?!?!
Girly girls who are down with Batman. Sho’Nuff
Oh did I mention that’s Swarovski Crystals? No? WELL SHIT! These bitches are the real freakin’ deal! and they are MADE TO ORDER aka more custom then the shoes you bought on sale at Wal-Mart
In the words of Azis Ansari “Treat Yo Self!”
xox Scream
To buy them GO HERE:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/155672289/batman-heels-with-swarovski-crystals-and?ref=listing-shop-header-0
(Also where I took the photos from, holla for no stealing and being honest!)
Respect to WickedAddiction keep it up!
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