Thursday, September 12, 2013

Inside (À l'intérieur) - Beatrice Dalle and Alysson Paradis


Inside (2007)
Director: Alexandre Bustillo and Julian Maury
Writer: Alexandre Bustillo and Julian Maury 


Alright so I have a hilarious story behind this movie. This guy, who was trying to date me invited me over for a movie night with him and some buddies saying they were gonna watch this movie called “Inside” about a pregnant women and a nurse. So, I was like alright, sounds boring but hey, maybe I’ll be otherwise distracted. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Well, turns out the movie is a bit more complicated then that. It’s actually about a pregnant women who is being stalked by a crazed nurse who wants to destroy her life and steal her baby. Needless to say, I was more involved with the movie then with my boy toy. But the best part of the night was my buddy going “Well, the pregnant lady killed her baby by accident, so clearly all of that death and destruction was justified.”
 
http://youtu.be/YVGswuX42x0

Spoiler Alert! that was the crazy plot twist ending to this movie. It turned out (in a flashback sequence) that the pregnant lady accidentally smashed her car into the nurses car who was pregnant and she lost her kid, so that meant, fuck you bitch I’m taking yo baby now. Totally justifiable.

I will give the movie some solid female credit. Both leads, victim (Alysson Paradis) and murderer (Beatrice Dalle) were women, and they both showed amazing emotions (or in the case of the nurse...lack of emotions). Not to mention the gore is intense. She cuts the baby out of her stomach on the staircase while blood pours out of her like a dump truck... oh I forgot to say instead of a knife she used a pair of sewing scissors.
I can never look at my sewing kit the same again. Not that I use it all that often, but I can assure you I never used it to steal a pregnant ladies baby.

Heads up, it’s in French. So unless you speak French, be forewarned that you will be reading subtitles. If that is no issue for you then by all means, watch the shit out of this movie! If that is an issue for you, grow up and read a book. I'm a ditzy blonde bimbo and even I read, so what does that say about you eh ;)?

xox Scream


ONCE AGAIN, i take zero credits for the photo or that clip, obviously. 

Saturday, September 7, 2013

I made a Mistake

I will always admit when I make mistakes.

The Station is an Austrian film and NOT a German film. 

I'm an idiot. Dumb Blonde award right HURR!

GO back to work. I have been shamed. 

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Drop Dead Gorgeous: TRON PROM


Warning! Has nothing to do with horror and everything to do with fashion and TRON

Ok so the movie...let’s face it sucked.
The game, however, was pretty kickass. I say was, cause I haven’t played it in years upon years.
But with the release of TRON and TRON 2 (if theres no TRON 2 then clearly you all talked about it enough that it made me think there was a second...shame on you), it’s only fitting that we fit ourselves into a little nerd-dom fashion.
In my trails of hunting down awesome girly horror stuff I came this...

The TRON PROM dress with LED lights sewn in so you’re night can be super excellent and let’s be real, everyone is gonna take a photo with you. But hey, there are other places to wear this dress
- dark places
- space
- and Con or Expo you can think of
- a ball or gala
- my apartment
- your apartment
- while walking down poorly lit roads
- at the cottage to attract bugs

Seriously, though, I would kill for this dress. It’s stylish and couture and totally the style itself is totally in right now. So why not take the red pill and go down the rabbit hole with this masterpiece.

New Contest! if you have this dress or a similar one. send me photos and I will post them!
Worst contest ever. For that I’m sorry. I will make new ones.

Enjoy Prom

xox Scream 

Also the awkward moment where I have no idea where to buy this...I just found a picture. And it came from the website listed below. Find this dress World!

http://www.acparadise.com/acs/display.php?p=597394

Drop Dead Gorgeous: Blinged Out Comic Heels



...and I just died. I literally saw these shoes and died. I’m now in heaven looking through Etsy like a God damn (sorry Jesus) crack addict, pricing out these son’s of bitches. I am OBSESSED. You took so many of my favorite things; super heroes, high heels, sparkles! And put them together to make these one of a kind classy mother effin’ heels.

You might wanna buy these soon, cause now that I’ve found them, you can bet your ass they won’t be on sale much longer. There’s only so much praise I can give to the world and right now dem heels is taking up all my love.

Sytyles include: Batman, Superman, Barbie (er ma gerd), the Joker.

granted they run, give or take, 200$ a pair...but isn’t worth it to look this hot?

Wanna know what boys like?!?!
Girly girls who are down with Batman. Sho’Nuff

Oh did I mention that’s Swarovski Crystals? No? WELL SHIT! These bitches are the real freakin’ deal! and they are MADE TO ORDER aka more custom then the shoes you bought on sale at Wal-Mart

In the words of Azis Ansari “Treat Yo Self!”

xox Scream  



To buy them GO HERE:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/155672289/batman-heels-with-swarovski-crystals-and?ref=listing-shop-header-0 
(Also where I took the photos from, holla for no stealing and being honest!)

Respect to WickedAddiction keep it up!

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Let's help raise 1M for Tom Savini

Ladies (and dudes who visit this blog)

So, we all know how amazing Tom Savini is; He's the Wizard of Gore, the King of Splatter if you will. And HE NEEDS OUR HELP!

If you love horror or you love helping those who need help. Then please click on this link and let's help Tom Savini make another beautiful crafted piece of cinema. If we help him, he will entertain us!

http://letsmakeazombiemovie.com/

Give generously :)

xox Scream


Update: TIFF Line Up


Alright my pretties, so this week kicks off the Toronto International Film Festival or TiFF for those of you who aren’t in the loop. Which in most cases it would mean Canada gets exciting. Good for them. I’m proud to say that my Canadian street team, whom I love, will be attending a few of these screenings. I’m not sure which ones, I just said see some horror themed ones and let me know. Hopefully, they do because I’d like to post about dee’s here movies. The line up is exciting though.

We got, what looks like a serious German flick, and if I know anything about the German’s it’s that they are a serious group of people. It’s called The Station. Anyways, it’s about wildlife and glaciers and being up in the German Alps and things go bad. Heads up, did not know that Germany had Alps, thanks Amurican Education.

The Station trailer
http://youtu.be/pPFfjdaP5hw

Also, and this one I am really excited, my secret Director crush, Eli Roth is releasing his new Cannibal flick, The Green Inferno. Now when I looked this up, I didn’t know it was an Eli Roth movie, I thought it was some stupid film from the 80s... turns out I was watching the wrong trailer. I’d say haha blonde moment...but fuck you.

I couldn’t find a trailer. I also didn’t look very hard.
But here’s an interview about Eli Roth talking about this movie. I’d rather see his pretty face anyways. He’s got the American Psycho handsome thing to him, don’t ya think, ladies?
http://youtu.be/01NUEefAW34

Because I’m ... not gonna say LAZY...but something along those lines. Perhaps I just don’t want to bore all of you. Anyways, here is a bunch of trailers for films you should view at TiFF, or so help me God, I will come up to that giant Igloo that is Canada and make you go to them.
Because they look cool. Yes, Not fully promoting women in these ones, but it’s still good to let the world know that Indie horror and Film Festivals still have a meaning and people will still go to them. WE NEED TO SUPPORT THESE CINEMATIC HEROES!

[Day Later... cause thats how we roll up in dis beech!]

Oh I just found some chick movies that are airing there.
There’s this kick ass one called All Cheerleaders Die which is made by Lucky McGee the same crazy dude who made May. And we loved May. I wanted to be May. Only not at all. Anyways, here’s a TIFF article about the movie since I couldn’t find a trailer. I’m not super internet savvy. OK?!

http://tiff.net/filmsandschedules/festival/2013/allcheerleadersdie 

AND then there’s this lovely number starring the beautiful ScarJo (Scarlett Johanson incase you were confused... she’s also in Don Jon which also airs at TIFF) She an alien seductress in this one. I always new she was an alien. This just further proves it! All joking aside this film actually looks like it could be something kick ass. Plus it’s directed by Jonathan Glazer, the same man who brought us Sexy Beast (clearly a movie named after me). There’s a TIFF article for ya about this one too.

http://tiff.net/filmsandschedules/festival/2013/undertheskin

Alright my sinners and saints I’m off to scour the internet and video stores and magazines to find you more Womenly Horror Stuff... hopefully my minions will send me reviews of these movies and I can post some more Toronto stuff. I do love Canada, though. All joking aside.

xox Scream

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Drop Dead Gorgeous: Iron Fist Sale

Ladies,

I don't know about you but Iron Fist is by far one of my top five most favourite clothing companies. They're awesome and affordable. Well, right now, don't miss a chance to be apart of their Labor Day Sale!!! I can tell you that my shopping cart is already full.

Anyways, just wanted to post some Sale Love to my Drop Dead Gorgeous Section. xox.

I wanted to say more, but I'm drawing blanks on interesting things to post in this.
I'm just excited for another Iron Fist sale.
Screw you.

xoxo Scream.

http://shop.ifladies.com/


I took photo directly from the website. No credit to me. None. I don't own this photo. They do. Cause they rock.