You're Next - Sharni Vinson/ Barbara Crampton

You’re Next (2011)

Director: Adam Wingard

Writer: Simon Barrett

This movie premiered in 2011 at the Midnight Madness (in Toronto...in Canada). Anyways, since then I have seen it. Basically there’s this like wedding anniversary getaway at this KICKASS house (who are these people?!). During dinner someone shoots Ti West in the face with a cross bow. BAM!! Shit gets real and it turns into a home invasion by three dudes in cheap animal masks. Crazy right?! Anyways, so, then a girlfriend (Sharni Vinson) of the guys at the reunion (AJ Bowen) becomes the heroin of this story! Out of freaking no where she all “I got this!” and starts setting traps and barricading the entry ways. Like she’s got mad survival skills because for some reasons that’s how you’re raised in the Outback. Anyways, you gotta see it to get the full picture of this picture. Seriously. Do it. I’ll wait.

http://youtu.be/ufUQWpEkbf0

BAM! Told ya.

(and assuming you just clicked the link above, still, that trailer man! whoa!) 

Now, when I first heard that Sharni Vinson was going to be the surprise hero of the movie, I was a little taken back. She’s the hottie dancer from Step Up 3D. I’m not saying it was any sort of a bad thing...just I didn’t know how that was going to go down. And go down it did! Sharni proved that girls can save the day and have crazy random knowledge of how to survive in terrible situations. Much like most dudes in EVERYTHING. What? Girls can’t have survival instincts too? Puh-Lease! This girl is tough, and I’m going to say right now, I am sorry for any doubt I had about you Sharni. You kick ass on the dance floor as well as the killing floor (and you look great doing it).

This movie also stars Barbara Crampton who is made it big with such cult classics as From Beyond and The Re-Animator. Whom I love. And let’s be real who didn’t enjoying those sick days you took off in high school where you hung out on the couch watching Leanna Love on The Young and The Restless. I know that one isn’t horror but... screw you! I’m a female and I loves my stories. A’ight! Plus from what I hear, she's a twitter queen now and is really making a big come back into movies. Not that she ever left. Also, I met her in passing once and she was a freaking sweetheart and gorgeous. Mad props to Barbara! You go girl!

Here's the deal. Check it out. End of story. 

xox Scream

(All photos were taken from Google Images, I do not accept any credit for them. No matter how cool they are.)